Arrest your ass on E and TMZ,
Just for being a celebrity.
Smear your name so they can sell their ads,
Make up lots of lies to drive you mad.
Create a public scandal in your name,
Tell the whole world that you’re to blame,
Spin you like a load of clothes,
To everyone, your life fully exposed.
Knock off your kids and all your heirs,
So they can spend your money like it’s theirs.
When it’s all gone and there’s no more,
You’ll wonder what the hell it was all for.
(Chorus)
I’m talkin’ about Whackers, Whackers
Those cheesy Star Whackers, Whackers,
To hell with fact checkers, Whackers,
Those sleazy Star Whackers.
If they have the need for you to die,
That will be a cinch, easy as pie.
There are lots of ways for them to kill,
Tainted drug prescriptions can be filled.
Or maybe squeeze your balls with nylon rope,
Hang you in the closet like an overcoat.
Take you and your lover for a ride,
So they can stage a murder/suicide.
(Chorus)
I’m talkin’ about Whackers, Whackers
Those cheesy Star Whackers, Whackers,
Career hijackers, Whackers,
Those sleazy Star Whackers.
When you feel your heart start to explode,
You’ll be the number one YouTube download.
With you more famous when you die,
They’ll have more ways to suck you dry.
Put your name and face on all the mags,
Lots of pictures of your body bag.
When you’re good and dead and have no say,
They’ll sell your vital organs on Ebay.
(Chorus)
I’m talkin’ about Whackers, Whackers
Those cheesy Star Whackers, Whackers,
Those dirty toe taggers, Whackers,
Those sleazy Star Whackers.
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